Short | Five lobsters, an axe, 10,000 pennies…or your wife?

In Maine, a national championship sends competitors through 278 yards of mud, hurdles, and water traps carrying…what, exactly?

🦞 Five live lobsters?
🪓 An axe?
🪙 10,000 pennies?
💍 Your wife?

Chrissy has to choose while our Gaslighters invent an axe-throwing death gauntlet, a historic penny-candy heist, and an entire lobster dating franchise—yes, including The Golden Lobster.

One answer is true. The rest are bold-faced lies wrapped in a warm blanket of confidence.

Come for “no shame in Maine.” Stay for the most romantic cardio event in America.

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